Congress


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“ Q: What do you get when you have 50 lesbians and 50 congressmen in one place? A: A roomful of people who don't do dick. ”

God


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“ God is a woman. I know this because if God was a man, He would have created the whole population female, and only one man. Then, He would have invited that male to the top of the mountain to look down at all the beautiful females. Then God would have gotten jealous and killed him. ”

The Waist


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“ Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? A: Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts there. ”


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